You know you are a stoner when..

I don't think we forget... we are simply happy in Nirvana. But we always return... to get more.

You know you are a stoner when:

You know how many grams are in an oz.

When you can go dry and start searching through stash spots you might have forgotten in the past.

You can drain 5k a year from your bank account and have nothing to show for it

When you know about all the different strains and grades, whereas everyone else categorizes it as "pot".

When you buy something you think about how much weed that could have been

Whent takes you 2 hours to get the smell of smoke out of your carjust so you can drive your mom around for one night.

When you can never find your lighter.

When you look at a vase and say "That would make a great bong!".

When u have designated smoking spots around ur town

wen u think everything can be funner wen high

when you look at food and think how good it would be high!

When your dealer calls you up to tell you about his latest shipment

You flip out whenever you see a white lighter.

When every time you see a cop you check your pockets for weed.

When tying your shoes became a challenge.

When you opt for a watch with a Velcro strap. Same with shoes.

you know your a stoner when you find a bag of weed you didnt know you had and it feels like christmas

When you forgot what you were gonna say for the billionth time..

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